With the Black Bear taking Mrs Bear away for a weekend in the woods, match reports come to you thanks to Toto the Monkey.

 

2s

 

I really don’t remember anything from the game.  Cramer kicked 5 on his return and Scar played his 150^th.  Rhonda took at least 1 photo for every game Robbie played I would suspect. Pabs was named BOG, it was later revoked after his antics at trivia night, then reinstated when he brought his sister along.

 

 

Goal Kickers: J. Crameri 5, N. DuBois 2, C. Lawford 2, T. Schaefer 2, A. Jesse
Best Players: J. Heeley, J. Crameri, H. Guthrie, L. Van Kempen, T. Bell, R. Scarlett

Goal Kickers: P. Harris 3, B. Cooper 2, D. Lamanna 2, M. Salvadori , J. Ryan , J. Manunzio , S. Bugryn
Best Players: S. Iannazzo, J. Ryan, D. Bergin, N. Smith, J. Manunzio, S. Scott

 

 

 

1s

 

 

 

 

Goal Kickers: A. Pitt 3, J. Gaylor 3, S. Myers 2, M. Savige , J. Foster , T. Howgate
Best Players: D. Costello, C. Walsh, A. Torney, J. Kosch, L. Kalms, M. O''Hara

Goal Kickers: D. Byrne 5, N. Cooke 4, L. McLeod 2, S. Cave 2, T. Caven , A. Singleton
Best Players: D. Byrne, N. Cooke, M. Angel, G. Baseggio, J. Forder, S. Mitchell

 

So it was with great intentions and thinking caps securely fastened that everyone made their way to the Clyde on Saturday night for the Blacks Trivia night. 
Pablo Heely almost stole the limelight with his shirt off push-ups.  Does anyone remember asking Heely to do this? Pretty sure no-one did. Rumours are circulating that the Punters club will offer a market on the timing of Pablo’s shirt removal at the next Blacks function.  Early markets point to 30-45 minute mark being the favorite.  Given the under the sea theme, a shirtless costume is also presenting short odds.

Reggie Heely (Pablo’s sister) also did the family name proud by managing to skol a beer quicker than 90% of the blokes and all the girls pitted against her.  Could make some pretty sweet jokes here, but have you seen Pablo’s rig, it’s pretty imposing.

Greeny has also made some enquiries through his family’s egg farm and a chicken euthanizer has been organised to ensure Boris does not turn up with his girlfriend at next year’s trivia night.  After hearing an extract of the performance the euthanizer has agreed to do it free of charge.

Well done to the organizers and to Dubois for running another highly entertaining Blacks function.  Also thanks to Schaefer for patching the hole in the wall and simultaneously patching up the Blacks relationship with the Clyde.

Scotty Myers also tells me his team won the Trivia night, he’s so hot right now.